Welcome to Weenie Hut Jr's. (2024)

Counter part to Welcome to the Salty Spittoon.

How weak are you?

I was the guy who lost to Glass Joe, downed with one punch.

edited 3rd Jun '16 10:29:33 AM by TheFarmboy

Bring on the Summer vacation.

Go on in.

I tried lifting a half pound weight and my arm just snapped in half.

edited 3rd Jun '16 5:12:40 AM by Sedmikrasky

Welcome, fellow weenie!

I tried breathing in and broke a rib.

ACCOUNT NO LONGER USED. *straps on jetpack*

Only one rib? Pathetic. I broke all of them and nearly died from blood loss! Go back to the salty spittoon with all the other brutes!

In other news, I'm allergic to everything, including my own tears! *starts bawling loudly, causing giant tumors to form on face*

"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."

Pfft. I die from crying. Go back, you healthy thing.

Tried to continue typing but my fingers are break-

ACCOUNT NO LONGER USED. *straps on jetpack*

Go on in.

I beat the Pacifist Route of Undertale, and I only cried for a few weeks.

Pft. I started the game and pissed myself from the cuteness. Go back to The Spitoon, you man!

I'll have you know that I got hugged by a very nice nun and I only cried for 48 hours.

"We be we baby!"

Only 48 hours?! C'mon, man! Make it 72 and you're in!

Kirby's Dream Land was the first game I ever played. I still haven't beat it.

edited 3rd Jun '16 7:04:09 AM by gregnes2000

Bitch plz. I can't even find my first child in Barney's hide and seek game.

You know the first enemy you see in Sonic's first game? I lose to him every time. He's my Dr Eggman.

"We be we baby!"

TCH, I WAS TOO SCARED TO MOVE SONIC, AND DIED FROM RUNNING OUT OF TIME. GO TO WEENIE HUT.

I'm here for my juice box. Can one of the waiters hold it, and the bendy straw up for me?

Yep.

I freak out whenever I see a fly.

"Yeah I'm awesome! Take caution! Watch out for me, I'm awesome as I want to be!"

You can go in.

I tripped over a shoelace in gym class. And had to sit out for the rest of the school year.

edited 3rd Jun '16 10:32:04 AM by TheFarmboy

Bring on the Summer vacation.

Go in.

My name is Zig, I spent years trying to catch a retarded mermaid and I still didn't!

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.

No animals allowed, because allergies.

I'm allergic to typing. By the time you read this, i'll.... zicjjjidfidddfiweddieuirddijieuefhzidhiufidfdfhifrufjai9urfiaueudjdfjBlarg!!!

"We be we baby!"

Allergies don't make you weak. How can you call yourself a weenie?!

im just 2 lazy 2 type proprly

I know Disney's Cheshire Cat is considered an antagonist, but come on, he's adorable.

You're in.

I have you know I once posted a political opinion, and I was only worried that I would be banned for a week.

"Yeah I'm awesome! Take caution! Watch out for me, I'm awesome as I want to be!"

Lazy =/= Weenie

I'm the reason we have Halloweenie!

edited 3rd Jun '16 11:30:07 AM by NegaKingKix

"We be we baby!"

What an Incredibly Lame Pun. You're in!

I find myself constantly whining about anything and everything.

We weenies have standards. Please leave.

It took me five hours to make cereal.

Bring on the Summer vacation.

Ha! It takes me 3 weeks! Get outta here.

If I step on a lego brick, I will die.

Get in!

I'm deathly allergic to cotton and polyester.

"We be we baby!"

Liar. Why aren't you dead and/or having a seizure?

My bones are so weak, that if I stand up for any longer, I'll collapse into a heap of- *CRACK* ...Okay, there we are. I've collapsed into a heap of flesh and organs.

"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."

Whoa! Whoa! Super Weenie Hut Jr's. is that way!

I'm Yamcha, or more specifically Abridged!Yamcha

edited 3rd Jun '16 12:46:00 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

Come in

My greatest feat was lifting a grain of sand. I still feel the cracking of my bones as I was able to perform such an impossible task.

You'll always be welcomed here, we're your friends.

Come on in Sir.

Somehow I bent my back when I got out of bed.

edited 3rd Jun '16 12:50:23 PM by TheFarmboy

Bring on the Summer vacation.